Shallow is the way that I was born.

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

(Source: keishaissooawesome, via martyrdoomr)

the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via sassy-frasy)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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